| 借書從麻煩的人手裡借書看，不得不小心翼翼地翻，免得招話柄。
有一天回家路上，與路人撞了一下，準備怒目以視，但想想懷裡的書，還是算了，真要吵起來，還必須先找地方把書安置好。 後來在家讀的時候，失手把書掉在地上，俯身要拾起，椅子下的輪子就輾到封面上。
不久前說過戲言，要保護的東西必先親手毀壞，竟也時常成了讖語。
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| erh...Dad
樣子像花甲型男的蜥蜴。
瞇著眼，在說"衰仔...信唔信綁起你黎打啊啦。"
這句話從花甲型男口中聽多了，是他的口頭禪，我背地裡偷偷地模仿，媽笑翻了。
*** 小時候考試差沒被打過，甚至也不會責罵。被花甲男打的唯一原因只是不交功課，為此打了很多次。
花甲男是他家中最小的，自少受寵，也很會發脾氣。記得有次小學老師終於打電話到家裡說我的懶惰，讓花甲男很生氣，真找來了繩子，把我給綁了，然後拿起雞毛掃子一頓打。
或許因為在氣，沒細心綁緊，加上我被打時的蠕動，繩子鬆開了要掉下來，我理所當然地把繩子拉緊了一下。 |
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| Lobster Tactics #2
(Alain Delon in Le Samurai)
I set up a dinner with Lobster the past Friday. Lobster canceled it last minute. I was upset and told it I was upset over the phone.
Lobster, out of its "kindness," got me a present to sooth my mood. It turns out to be a picture frame with lots of hearts and a picture of a cute kitty. Being a guy trying to look like Alain Delon in Le Samurai, all cool and minimalist, a picture frame with lots of hearts is not something a monotone assassin could put up with. The worst part is, it cannot be rejected. If I reject this present, then I am being unforgiving, and therefore lose the upper-hand I had earlier in this game. This is a retaliation in disguise of cuteness and kindness, a passive-aggressive strategy. It's like being smacked over the head with a huge marshmallow, and there is nothing I can do about it.
I am cornered. The only thing I can do is somberly accept the hearty picture frame. With its superior tactical strength, once again, Lobster out-maneuvered.
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| My mom
長的很像我媽的魚，隱約可以聽到它在說："你仲唔洗碗！"
"洗完碗記住倒垃圾。"
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